Senior PHP Developer

THE JOB:

• Maintain existing PHP code and API.
• Create new features and improve upon existing ones.
• Improve on the speed cleanliness and security of existing code.
• Identify and eliminate bottlenecks.
• Identify and implement new technologies and strategies for scaling purposes. (This means freedom to adopt new technologies you take a liking to and can vouch for.)
• Assist with code reviews for both current and prospective employees.
• Work with cool technologies like: memcached MongoDB Gearman Redis custom chat server developed in-house hadoop and plenty more (experience with this tech not mandatory but interest is!)

THE PERSON:

• Enjoy writing high quality easy to read self-documenting code. Passion for learning about new technologies.
• High attention to detail.
• High LOC/bug ratio.
• Able to follow coding standards.
• Well versed in best practices & security concerns for web development.
• More pragmatic than idealistic.
• Experience developing on the LAMP stack (able to set up a LAMP install with multiple vhosts on your own.)
• Extensive experience with SQL.
• Some experience with Javascript HTML & CSS (though you wont be required to write it.)
• Some experience with lower level languages such as C/C.
• Experience with version control software
• Sense of humor.
• Love for music.

BONUS POINTS:

• Well read in Software Engineering practices.
• Experience with an SQL database and optimizing queries for high concurrency on large data sets.
• Experience with noSQL databases like MongoDB Redis memcached Nginx Gearman RabbitMQ ActiveMQ etc.
• Experience working on large scale systems with high volume of traffic.
• Useful contributions to the open source community.
• Experience with browser compatibility weirdness.
• Experience with Smarty or other templating systems.
• Laser Tag enthusiast.

PERKS:

• Make-your-own work schedule
• In-house chef providing free meals everyday (including vegetarian)
• Free laundry service
• Tickets to shows concerts and events
• The ride of your life